My six year old son's pet rat recently passed away, from unknown causes. All we know is that we discovered this as he was trying to 'fix' the rat by putting a band-aid on him, even though the poor beast was quite inert, with no evidence of physical trauma.
So, after some time, I asked him yesterday, "Leroy, how did the rat die? Do you know?"
He mulls this for a few seconds, then answers, "He died from not being alive."
Yep, that'll do it every time.
Terry Preston's in-depth views on the pressing issues of the day, from God, sex and national politics to the high price of a good beer at the ballgame. Any and all comments to these comments are encouraged.
Friday, February 04, 2005
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